So here I am in a large area with squishy floors full of dogs and the people that keep their cookies and I'm being dragged around by some rope thing that's grabbing at my neck. Look, right there, other dogs that want to play! I just want to play!
Sit? Why? I can see her butt, it needs to be sniffed. Okay, okay, I'll sit. Be right back, gotta sniff.
Sit?! Again! But, but, butt!
Heal? Who is that? Why do you keep yanking at my neck? Wait, why are we going the other way now? Will you make up your mind?
Sit? Seriously? You know that's useless without a visible cookie.
How long are we going to do this? There seem to be lots of people who will love on me and the dogs who lead them around. I can play with them!
No, I'm not coming back next week for more of this. You can do this "training" by yourself. Well, unless you have some cookies or let me play.
Damn people. Always need to be trained.
No comments:
Post a Comment